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From Upper Manhattan to Westchester, our 40+ agents bring modern tools, transparent guidance, and a track record of $750M+ in closed sales. Call (917) 979-2259 or tell us what you need below.
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$750M+In real estate sold
Client focused
- Full team support on every transaction
- Neighborhood specialists across NYC
- Protection from predatory third parties
Growth with positive impact
- INC 5000 fastest-growing firm
- 2,000+ five-star Google reviews
- $750M+ in closed sales volume
Community roots
- Founded in Upper Manhattan in 2013
- Sponsors local arts and education
- Giving back across NYC & Westchester
Always improving
- Training and mentorship for agents
- Modern tools for buyers and sellers
- Transparent, honest communication
Typical NYC brokerage
- Generic template websites
- One agent, limited backup
- Neighborhoods treated as afterthoughts
- Reviews buried below the fold
The Bizzarro Agency
- INC 5000 recognition & 2,000+ reviews
- 40+ agents — full team behind you
- Upper Manhattan roots, all NYC coverage
- Call (917) 979-2259 — we answer
Tell us your goals
Call (917) 979-2259 or send a message — buying, selling, or both. Our support team connects you with the right agent fast.
Search & tour
Browse listings across NYC and Westchester, then schedule tours online. We confirm quickly and work around your schedule.
Offer & negotiate
Your agent handles offers, board packages, inspections, and negotiations — keeping you informed at every step.
Close with confidence
From contract to keys, our full team supports you through closing so nothing falls through the cracks.
“From the first meeting, she was amazing.”
Stephenie was a few minutes early, very friendly, and addressed both of us. She had made multiple appointments based on one prior conversation and knew exactly what we were looking for, for our family of 5.
“Masterful is indeed the word for her.”
I cannot overstate how great Simonne is to work with. She immediately got on the phone and talked us through the process of buying a place, reassuring us that no question was too silly or concern was too small.
“Incredibly helpful throughout.”
From showing me apartments in the middle of a NYC snowstorm to finally closing on my dream home, Shannon was just incredibly helpful throughout. I purchased a co-op apartment, which is a complex process and which Shannon really helped to smooth.
“From the first meeting, she was amazing.”
Stephenie was a few minutes early, very friendly, and addressed both of us. She had made multiple appointments based on one prior conversation and knew exactly what we were looking for, for our family of 5.
“Masterful is indeed the word for her.”
I cannot overstate how great Simonne is to work with. She immediately got on the phone and talked us through the process of buying a place, reassuring us that no question was too silly or concern was too small.
“Incredibly helpful throughout.”
From showing me apartments in the middle of a NYC snowstorm to finally closing on my dream home, Shannon was just incredibly helpful throughout. I purchased a co-op apartment, which is a complex process and which Shannon really helped to smooth.
“Expertly managed the Board application.”
This was our first home purchase. Tom helped us learn everything we needed to know about purchasing in Manhattan and was involved personally every step of the way. He and his team expertly managed the Board application for us.
“Your neighbors chose us.”
We have the experience. We have the real estate agents. Whether you are buying or selling, our support team can help you before connecting you to the right agent for your goals.
“5 out of 5 — 1k+ customer reviews.”
Read reviews from thousands of happy homeowners on Google. Whether you are buying or selling, The Bizzarro Agency can help — call (917) 979-2259 for the fastest response.
“Expertly managed the Board application.”
This was our first home purchase. Tom helped us learn everything we needed to know about purchasing in Manhattan and was involved personally every step of the way. He and his team expertly managed the Board application for us.
“Your neighbors chose us.”
We have the experience. We have the real estate agents. Whether you are buying or selling, our support team can help you before connecting you to the right agent for your goals.
“5 out of 5 — 1k+ customer reviews.”
Read reviews from thousands of happy homeowners on Google. Whether you are buying or selling, The Bizzarro Agency can help — call (917) 979-2259 for the fastest response.
We serve New York City — including Manhattan, Brooklyn, and Upper Manhattan — and Westchester County. Our main offices are at 8 West 126th Street in Manhattan, 68 Jay Street in Brooklyn, and 118 Brook Street in Scarsdale.
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